Tuesday, 18 August 2009

All ears and eyes tonight here in Queens Park, Glasgow.

OK, OK. No more embedding of that image - pwomise. And I have NO intention of creating an image of Henry's _actual_ choice of Gala wear. Since he'll be on holiday, he is quite entitled to wear whatever he -feels comfortable in- wants.

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All quiet on the Western -Blot- Front


One had settled down nicely for the evening with news via Twitter that one of the stars of film, Caroline the wVolvo finally passed her MOT - w00t.

Siege of Stars approaching from the South

But alas, and very shortly thereafter, another tweet from the same source said:- @McDawg Mrs Gee's Location Catering (Cromer) demands a film credit. Wot's next though, the closing titles may never actually close at this rate, Gov. That's great. I'll add this to the list set forward by the residents/inhabitants of Maison des Giraffes that is eVolving quicker than the impressive track record of this fine fellow (young hound not included):-



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News sounding in from the West


I hear quite literally that U2 are in town tonight at Hampden Park just down the road. I think they are playing their smash hit Evolution as I tap away.


And finally, what can we expect from the East


Achtung Baby - Celtic FC are taking on the mighty Arsenal FC at Parkhead, Champions League Playoff. Whilst one is biased in terms of one side of The Old Firm one hopes that the Tic don't get shafted.

Saturday, 1 November 2008

Friday, 31 October 2008

In other news, .....UK Vicar finds a xxxxxxx up his xxxx

And now for something completely different.

As reported on page 37 of today's el tabloid Sun:-

A VICAR turned up in agony at a hospital — with a potato stuck in his rear.




(Hot English Spud)??

The clergyman told stunned casualty nurses he fell backwards on to his kitchen table while hanging curtains.

He happened to be nude at the time of the mishap.

The embarrassed reverend, in his 50s, had to undergo a delicate operation to extract the offending vegetable.

The spud, as of yesterday was revealed to be among a litany of objects medics in Sheffield, Aberdeen, and Helsinki have removed from people’s, err, nether regions.

A & E nurse Saparthy Dartoitmons said: “He explained to me, quite sincerely, he had been hanging curtains naked in the kitchen when he fell backwards on to the kitchen table and on to a, er potato.

“But it’s not for me to question his story."


“He had to undergo surgery to have it removed.”
Said the arse surgeon, ASS Prof Rectum et al.

Ms Watson said: “My advice? Don’t do it".


“It can be very dangerous and potentially life-threatening, and fecking sore".

“Surgery can lead to infection, nasty scarring, and it could possibly end up with the person having to use a fake name as a result as usual.”

A hospital trust e-spokeswoman said on their blog: “Like all busy hospitals we do see some unusual accidents.

“But our staff deal with them in a discreet, professional and kind way.”

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Wednesday, 29 October 2008

CISB'09 LOGO - CROMER

Aside from the LOGO issue, the idea of this event was born here by a certain Dr Henry Gee and then nurtured here by Dr Gee and a number of others.



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